trendy-blog: the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before...
Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious. Omg
Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking...– (via it-slowly-rises)
my-raggedy-detective: if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I don't remember how to sleep
zrosum: I’ve been purposefully living underwater and denying myself oxygen in exchange for the thrill of suffocating.
You're not a maaaaan